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    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
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    4th Dec 2009 23:33
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
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    4th Dec 2009 23:33
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
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    4th Dec 2009 23:33
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
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    4th Dec 2009 23:17
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
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    1st Dec 2009 11:51
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JadeHeart 3 Comments
female comebacks
17 years & 4 days ago
1st Jul 2009 11:15

GIRL COMEBACKS


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
....
...
..
.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
.
..
...
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

lmsev
female comebacks

GIRL COMEBACKS


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
....
...
..
.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
.
..
...
....
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
....
...
..
.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: B
Bronze Shield 115 years, 3 months & 8 days ago 27th Mar 2011 13:35
 
i know!
Bronze Shield 116 years, 11 months & 27 days ago 7th Jul 2009 17:59
 
Wow those are hilarious. Rofl!
Bronze Shield 117 years & 3 days ago 2nd Jul 2009 10:56
 
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  1. Christmas giveaway! blue phanty!
    5th Dec 2009 12:04
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
  2. Help Me with snuggles! giving le!
    4th Dec 2009 23:49
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
  3. My b-day ! December 19! (givin a le!
    4th Dec 2009 23:34
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
  4. My b-day ! December 19! (givin a le!
    4th Dec 2009 23:34
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
  5. My b-day ! December 19! (givin a le!
    4th Dec 2009 23:33
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
  6. My b-day ! December 19! (givin a le!
    4th Dec 2009 23:33
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
  7. My b-day ! December 19! (givin a le!
    4th Dec 2009 23:33
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
  8. My mara Goals
    4th Dec 2009 23:17
    16 years, 6 months & 28 days ago
  9. Christmas presents!
    2nd Dec 2009 13:12
    16 years & 7 months ago
  10. Birthday Chocolates!!!!! PLEASE READ!
    1st Dec 2009 11:51
    16 years, 7 months & 1 day ago
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