*NOTE
This blog is only for fun. Got that? Good.

There are only (number) people in our club chat, we are lonely so fly more in on a bat.
Ingredients needed: Bat wings, eye of newt, body of a deer mouse

My brother's annoying. I don't want him here. Out with a BAM! Make him disappear.
Ingredients needed: Explosives (Dynamite works well), invisible dust
(name here) is sad. Chocolate escapes her (or him). Send her (or him) some now, fresh from the paper!
Ingredients: Empty box of chocolates, newspaper