If life gives you lemons throw theme back and say,
"GIVE ME MY COOKIES".


TV

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Now lets see TV shows!!

A girl who thinks a mans beerd is a rat

Hi man with a rat on his face!!

Now lady this is not rat its a beerd!!

Can I pet you rat? Its soft!!

Now this is no rate is a beerd not a rat! Ok lady

Whats the rats name? Softy? Can I keep it!?

FOR THE LAST TIME ITS NOT A RAT ITS A BEERD
AND NO YOU CAN HAVE IT ITS A BEERD NOT A RAT!!!!

MOM THIS MAN WOULND LET ME PET HIS RAT WAAAAA!!!

THE MOM.

ARE YOU NOT LETING MY 5year OLD GIRL PET YOU RAT?!!

WHY MAM ITS NOT A RAT ITS A BEERD!!

So the mom riped the beerd off his face and he never grew on ever again!

Thanks you for reading the RANDOM!!

BYE