Sign Up
 
Log In
477 Players Online
07:14:05 MST
Sign Up or Log In With:
Facebook
Google
MaraPets will be going offline shortly for emergency maintenance work
Marapets is mobile friendly
Marapets is mobile friendly
bubbleluver
  1. Crayon colors for club quiz
    5th Sep 2010 20:59
    14 years, 10 months & 18 days ago
  2. Petition
    9th Aug 2010 16:15
    14 years, 11 months & 14 days ago
  3. Pet Prices
    25th Jan 2010 19:06
    15 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  4. The Wall poem (also called Staring Contest)
    30th Sep 2009 18:48
    15 years, 9 months & 23 days ago
  5. I Have Learned Poem
    30th Sep 2009 18:46
    15 years, 9 months & 23 days ago
  6. female comebacks
    6th Aug 2009 10:23
    15 years, 11 months & 17 days ago
  7. Fun Enjoyment
    17th Jul 2009 21:16
    16 years & 7 days ago
female comebacks
15 years, 11 months & 17 days ago
6th Aug 2009 10:23

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
....
...
..
.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
.
..
...
....
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
....
...
..
.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
....
...
..
.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
.
..
...
....
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
....
...
..
.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
.
..
...
....
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
....
...
..
.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
.
..
...
....
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
....
...
..
.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
.
..
...
....
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
....
...
..
.
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
.
..
...
....
CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
....
...
..
.
DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

twlover703
the f&u one is funny!!!
115 years, 6 months & 17 days ago 4th Jan 2010 16:33
 
haha, the unfertilized eggs and f & u one are funny.
115 years, 11 months & 12 days ago 11th Aug 2009 19:28
 
  1. Crayon colors for club quiz
    5th Sep 2010 20:59
    14 years, 10 months & 18 days ago
  2. Petition
    9th Aug 2010 16:15
    14 years, 11 months & 14 days ago
  3. Pet Prices
    25th Jan 2010 19:06
    15 years, 5 months & 27 days ago
  4. The Wall poem (also called Staring Contest)
    30th Sep 2009 18:48
    15 years, 9 months & 23 days ago
  5. I Have Learned Poem
    30th Sep 2009 18:46
    15 years, 9 months & 23 days ago
  6. female comebacks
    6th Aug 2009 10:23
    15 years, 11 months & 17 days ago
  7. Fun Enjoyment
    17th Jul 2009 21:16
    16 years & 7 days ago