1. You are reading these facts.

2. This is the second fact.

4. You are still reading these facts.

5. You didn't bother to notice that I skipped 3.

6. You are checking it now.

7. You are laughing to yourself.

9. Pink flying elephants eating chicken wings on a stool did not cross your mind before reading this entire fact.

10. You didn't notice that I skipped number 8.