female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... ....
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
.... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
16 years, 10 months & 6 days ago
