Thanksgiving Dinner Contest

Contest has ended.

This is a contest where you name something you would bring to a thanksgiving dinner and then, depending on how you answer, you get a prize. You can only post one answer and if you post more than one item, only the first will be counted. However, you can change your answer through editing it however many times you want until the day after Thanksgiving. I have a lot of prizes to give away and some of them will be very good.
Post your idea below!

Prizes:
Cranberry Sauce-runes
Turkey-diamonds
Pumpkin pie-Ice Cream
Stuffing-hair dye
other pie-soft drinks
cake-tools
other-giant fruit
dessert-wigs
bring myself-coffee
carrots-flooring
potatoes-stamp

(just fyi: I made a list of all the different things I thought people could bring to a Thanksgiving dinner before I began this contest. After I closed it, I then randomly selected which prizes each category would receive. Certain gifts, such as the runes and diamonds, were prizes that I made sure that at least one category could have ended up with. The rest were from a list and chosen at random. Remember, even if you entered several different items in your post, only the first counts toward a prize. This was probably overly complicated, but oh well.)