Stupid Labels
15 years, 6 months & 18 days ago
22nd Jan 2010 15:21 On a packet of peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On a tiramisu dessert: "(printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down."
On a container of bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On a packaging for Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On a bottle of children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or oberate machinery after taking this medicine."
On Nytol Sleed Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On a set of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garnment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
On a bottle of Palmolive dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."
Zhu Zhu Pet (Bottom Of Pet): "Keep Hair Away From Wheels"
On A Mattress: "Do Not Attempt To Eat This Product"
Cooler Bag: "Keep Closed Expect For When Open"
On A Chocolate Bar:
Warning: Wrapper Is NOT Edible
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