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  1. sad poem
    21st Jun 2010 09:14
    15 years, 1 month & 5 days ago
  2. Such a sad poem
    21st Jun 2010 09:08
    15 years, 1 month & 5 days ago
  3. Such a sad poem
    21st Jun 2010 08:42
    15 years, 1 month & 5 days ago
  4. Not sure just read please
    8th Jun 2010 10:40
    15 years, 1 month & 18 days ago
  5. A Secret Island
    8th Jun 2010 10:36
    15 years, 1 month & 18 days ago
  6. "what fairy costume are you?" quiz
    21st Apr 2010 09:32
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
  7. try not to cry
    21st Apr 2010 09:27
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
  8. female comebacks read this (it's funny)
    21st Apr 2010 09:17
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
female comebacks read this (it's funny)
15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
21st Apr 2010 09:17

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
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Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
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Man: Did you hurt yourself?
Woman: When?
Man: when you fell down from heaven.
Woman: Not as much as you did when you fell down from notre dame cathedral.


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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.



CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

cna11
very lol
115 years, 2 months & 17 days ago 9th May 2010 12:52
 
lol

115 years, 3 months & 5 days ago 21st Apr 2010 11:07
 
  1. sad poem
    21st Jun 2010 09:14
    15 years, 1 month & 5 days ago
  2. Such a sad poem
    21st Jun 2010 09:08
    15 years, 1 month & 5 days ago
  3. Such a sad poem
    21st Jun 2010 08:42
    15 years, 1 month & 5 days ago
  4. Not sure just read please
    8th Jun 2010 10:40
    15 years, 1 month & 18 days ago
  5. A Secret Island
    8th Jun 2010 10:36
    15 years, 1 month & 18 days ago
  6. "what fairy costume are you?" quiz
    21st Apr 2010 09:32
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
  7. try not to cry
    21st Apr 2010 09:27
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago
  8. female comebacks read this (it's funny)
    21st Apr 2010 09:17
    15 years, 3 months & 5 days ago