too much fun.....Aele has been sent to gaby16....
0 Visor15399Justin Bieber's mom always tells stories about when Justin was little. Those stories are from 6 months ago...
Aele is lovely!
0 gaby16I have 2 sorry.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
I agree Aele is lovely!
0 flowergirlkiwiWhat starts with e ends with e and has only one letter.
Anwser:An envelope!
0 catspiritsWhat kind of bean does the athletes eat? Runner beans!
0 CheifPinkyWhat's Justin Biebers favorite thing to wear to the beach?
A bikini!
I LOVE Aele! 0 PsychoticBlubberA man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man replied, ???On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.???
The boss asked, ???Okay, so where did you get the other shiner????
???Well,??? the man said, ???I figured she didn???t want it out, so I pushed it back in.???
Sorry If its kinda long but i love that joke. 😆 Good Luck Picking!
0 jillybugPuberty ran away from justin Beiber and so should you.
0 chelsealerouxI wanna, I wanna rock right now, I wanna, I wanna rock right now, JK! I want a stone..
0 AltairI have a father and mother yet I am not their son. Who am I??
Answer : I am their daughter
2.What sneaks through doors and windows without knocking?What heats an unlit stove?What gives the cat a snug place to rest?
Answer: The Sun!
37 Katie-Poke-
0 yunapikaWhat is the joke that you don't tell The chickens have people?
*silence*
no offence to anyone who is The chickens have . 0 EJ4Xwhat do you call cheese thats not yours?
Answer:nacho cheese
if i won Aele that would be Awesome!!! Thanks very much!
~Jay
0 RelizedA blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep
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4 MouseSorry if you are a blonde:
Blonde: Do you know what idk means?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG NO ONE KNOWS!
hehehe I love Aele :3
11 Maadii hope you aren't blonde, but if you are, don't take this offensively. it's only directed at certain kinds of blondes.
two blonde girls are out shopping and when they get back to the car, they realise they've locked the keys in. So they pull and push the door, the completely freak out. One looks up to the sky and sees a storm on it's way. She says to the other "Quick, we have to get those keys! I've left the roof down!"
i hope you got that.
aele's lovely, thanks for this opportunity.
0 FireroarerThree blonde girls went to a root beer place,and they didnt have any money so they stole some.they hid in sacks of food that was sold there the first one was quiet the second one was quiet but hte third who was in a potato sack went "Potato"
0 wonderwhereIamOkay, so this might really fail because I haven't heard the joke in a long time, but I'm gonna take my best shot at remembering it 😆
Okay, so a guy is walking down the street with a monkey following him. He passes a guy who says to him, "Why do you have a monkey?"
The guy replies, "The city wanted to reward me so they gave me this monkey. I don't know what to do with him."
The other man replies, "Why don't you just take him to the zoo?"
The guy says, "That's a great idea! Thanks!"
So, they part and the next day they walk into each other again and the guy still has the monkey.
"I thought you were taking him to the zoo!" the man says.
The guy replies, "I did take him to the zoo. I took him to the zoo and then we went to the movies."
Yeah, okay, sorry that's such a bad joke 😆
0 Ebear11I hope you don't take this offensively, i don't mean it that way.
Your mama so mean, she grounded you so hard, coffee looked at you and said " Dam^"
and
You rmama so stupid, she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids and yelled, "Stop that twinkie!"
lol i hope you consider me! i really love Aele.
0 iFearlessMy dream pet is a chibs so heres my joke. Hope it makes you laugh & I have nothing against blondes.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
0 darkhazerwell i might as well give this a go
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. He chains them together and says: "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spent eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter. He chains her to another, even uglier man. The third woman is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. He chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks: "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to YOU for all of eternity?" To which the stunner replies: "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
i know its a long joke, but i hope you pick me cause Aele is awesome!
