Lol, mines.



Standing in a park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer.....then it hit me.

There are not stupid questions, just stipid people.

If a tree falls on a mime and no ones around, does he scream?

I'm like a chocolate bar, sweet but half nuts!

If you choke a smurf what colour does it go?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If olive oil is made of olives, baby oil is made of.....OMG!