Im 100% STUPID!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for ???hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[What the frik is the matrix? ] You have seen the Matrix and still don???t get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your ???inside voice???.
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn???t realize it.
[X] You???ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don???t.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you???re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you???re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word ???um??? is used frequently.
[X] You don???t know what ???um??? means.
[X] You say ???what??? and ???huh??? a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this test.
Take this test are you 100%stupid like mee?