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Moriarty
  1. Sigs
    8th Feb 2017 05:44
    7 years, 4 months & 13 days ago
  2. ...
    28th Jun 2015 06:12
    8 years, 11 months & 26 days ago
  3. Charl // Fretti
    3rd Aug 2011 17:31
    12 years, 10 months & 20 days ago
  4. Charl // Random graphics
    9th Jul 2011 10:21
    12 years, 11 months & 15 days ago
  5. Charl // Selkies
    8th Jul 2011 17:28
    12 years, 11 months & 16 days ago
  6. Charl // Siggy
    3rd Jul 2011 15:21
    12 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  7. Charl // *Bounces*
    11th Jun 2011 09:15
    13 years & 12 days ago
  8. Charl // Chubster
    10th Jun 2011 17:25
    13 years & 13 days ago
  9. Charl // Digimon
    10th Jun 2011 15:25
    13 years & 13 days ago
  10. Hi
    9th Jun 2011 16:16
    13 years & 14 days ago
Charl // Moirra round 2
13 years & 25 days ago
29th May 2011 14:59

[center]So yes - for you guys who apped for Moirra, anyone I liked can app again here.

This app is basically the more comic side to things. Example being Wonder's app in the first round. Break all the rules from the first round, make me generally hate you more than anyone else and you shall win <3

MAKE IT LONG
But please god make it as few posts as possible so I don't get confused


Because her first app wasn't serious, Wonder isn't really in this round but I want her to have another go 3

So then, you guys to app here are:
~ Lololie (posted)
~ Gaby16 (posted)
~ Ilovesleep (posted)
~ Binny (posted)
~ Argon47 (posted)
~ Flyne (posted)
~ Vuiop12 (posted)
~ Avalithe (posted)
~ Crystaldropbluebell (posted)
For the lolz:
~ WonderwhereIam for Boris
(sorry you have to go through the torture again lol)

... That didn't narrow it down much OTL

Either your app rocked, I love you or you boosted a lot so I felt a need to add you - or more than one <3

Okay, make me laugh ... and hate you :3

... told you I'm bored

Facts to help me hate you:
1. I'm English with Scottish, Polish and German
2. My favourite colour is teal - I hate pink
3. I'm 17, female and a college student
4. I love rock music and heavy metal
5. Ironically, my favourite singer is Pink
6. I also like All American Rejects and The Hoosiers
7. Yeah ... basically most music is epic <3
8. I hate Twilight - referring to Moirra being like Edward is hate
9. Mail me if you want any more info (;

No idea if they'll be of any use but so be it

Unless you are Gaby or Vuiop12 and asked me first, do not say the phrase 'British accent' because it annoys the hell out of me

You have until Wednesday and, if you don't post, you're basically disqualified =D

EDITED STUFF:

I'm bored and in need of a good joke so, after this, there will be a third and final round. It will be jokes :3

Jokes I like are ones so pathetic that they're funny (google Muffin Joke if you must), Michael McIntyre standup and blonde jokes.

I forgot where these little things are from but here are some hints for Michael McIntyre jokes:

[img]http://pics.livejournal.com/indehed/pic/002x189t[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/indehed/pic/002x3157[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/indehed/pic/002x7344[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/indehed/pic/002xcqpp[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/indehed/pic/002xx1hg[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/indehed/pic/002y2g3h[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/indehed/pic/002yq075[/img] [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/indehed/pic/002xpk9a[/img]

... They probably don't make sense unless you know the whole joke. That is all :3[/center]

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ilovesleep
lol i googled muffin joke and this is the first one and it made me laugh hard

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Cr*p, a talking muffin!"
look at this link http://naterad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/muffin-joke.gif

Blonde joke

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

thats a good pathetic joke

Michael McIntyre joke quotes and a lot of them

Name:Everything in life I learnt from Michael McIntyreCategory:Entertainment & Arts - CelebritiesDescription:**Traffic is a NIGHTMARE on a Friday!**

**When you can see traffic and you're not in it, it's rather amusing... They have no idea!!**

**There will always come a time when man will get out of the car. No man has ever seen anything.**

**Women aren't allowed in the loft! There are loft-blocked-s!**

**Every man has a man drawer**

**Men! - save your used batteries**

**Never go straight to the buffet, or you'll miss your tea and coffee**

**Flip and sit, flip and sit...**

**You say tut and you think ! Not the other way around**

**You can use any word in the English dictionary and replace it to mean drunk as a posh person - "I was totally wardrobed at the club last night"**

**Thou shalt feast on Juice**

**You will one day be r*ped of your masculinity by some a*sehole in a black BMW X5**

**There are only two cases where you can wake a sleeping woman... If it's snowing or a celebrity has died**

**Instructions on how to reply to a wake up call - "Your work is done"..."I am awake!"... or just ask them for coffee**

**Never start a fight by saying "Come on then if you think you're hard enough" in a camp voice, it just sounds like a homosexual invitation**


hehe well thats all my jokes i hope you liked them sorry it took me so long to app exams and all that
~
Sam
113 years & 14 days ago 9th Jun 2011 13:12
 
Mailed people in third round
113 years & 18 days ago 5th Jun 2011 14:55
 
Is the third round now or will you be creating another blog?

OH well..

What did the blonde do when she missed the 66th bus?

They took the 33rd bus twice.
113 years & 19 days ago 4th Jun 2011 14:26
 
Is the third round now or will you be creating another blog?
113 years & 19 days ago 4th Jun 2011 14:19
 
that was my crappy joke kk
113 years & 19 days ago 4th Jun 2011 08:17
 
why did the chicken cross the road?
...
because...boris was on the other side?
*laughs hysterically*
.is horrible.
113 years & 19 days ago 4th Jun 2011 08:15
 
/shamelessadvertising
113 years & 24 days ago 30th May 2011 14:20
 
Lalalala :3

Oh hey, guys who want extra love should go here:
http://www.marapets.com/topics.php?id=2440794&fid=15&page=0
113 years & 24 days ago 30th May 2011 14:19
 
la
113 years & 24 days ago 30th May 2011 14:18
 
lalala
113 years & 24 days ago 30th May 2011 12:43
 
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  1. Sigs
    8th Feb 2017 05:44
    7 years, 4 months & 13 days ago
  2. ...
    28th Jun 2015 06:12
    8 years, 11 months & 26 days ago
  3. Charl // Fretti
    3rd Aug 2011 17:31
    12 years, 10 months & 20 days ago
  4. Charl // Random graphics
    9th Jul 2011 10:21
    12 years, 11 months & 15 days ago
  5. Charl // Selkies
    8th Jul 2011 17:28
    12 years, 11 months & 16 days ago
  6. Charl // Siggy
    3rd Jul 2011 15:21
    12 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  7. Charl // *Bounces*
    11th Jun 2011 09:15
    13 years & 12 days ago
  8. Charl // Chubster
    10th Jun 2011 17:25
    13 years & 13 days ago
  9. Charl // Digimon
    10th Jun 2011 15:25
    13 years & 13 days ago
  10. Hi
    9th Jun 2011 16:16
    13 years & 14 days ago