Magical Meat Pie Recipe

*2 Peices of a Gold Unicorn's tail
*3 Sporkfuls of Lush Lake water
*7 Drops of an Elf's happy years
*4 Items from 'Gourmet Meats'
*5 Nuggets of a Leprchaun's gold
*12 Dinosaur-shaped Chicken Nuggets
*8 Fairy wands
*2 Random people to find all the ingredients

And finally,

*1 Hungry Magical Pegasus.

Directions:

Put the top four ingredients on the list into your witch's pot and stir clockwise. Add the gold nuggets from the leprechaun while he stares into the pot. Throw into five of the twelve dinosaur chicken nuggets and stir counter-clockwise. Add the remaining nuggets one after the other with two seconds in between each. With the fairies' permission, drop in the eight wands.

Enjoy.