I have two nephews (Jordan and Aiden) and a niece (Larissa). When they're with me and I have money we always go to the store and get all kinds of little treats. Anything from candy and cheap toys to video games, it just depends on how much money I have. So we went to the dollar tree and all the kids got themselves a toy, Larissa got a kitty headband and a kitty tail and wasted no time in putting them on. When we got to the next store she was messing around and wouldn't get out of the car. Finally after a few minutes I pulled her out of the car and swatted her once on the butt. This lady and a gaggle of about 6 kids were walking in the parking lot and in very shocked tones she asked me "You treat your daughter that way?!" I looked at her and said "She's not my daughter." "You treat one that's not yours like that?!" The lady was even more shocked now lol. I looked her right in the eye and asked her "What do you mean she's not mine? I paid $2000 for this child, she is mine!" Larissa looked at me and said "Yep, I'm yours." Lol this whole time all 3 kids and I had a completely straight face, and the lady turned all white. I hustled the kids into the store and we bought our game. Lol honestly I thought the police would come at any time to arrest me for human trafficking or something lmao, just from how white the lady turned. My oldest nephew Jordan told the clerk about it and we all laughed. So we bought our game, went home and pretty much forgot about it. My niece told her mommy and daddy about it. Now my sister did NOT find it amusing at all, but the kid's daddy about died laughing. Then he looks at me and says "You still owe me my share of that $2000." Lol.
7 years & 15 days ago
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