[IMG]https://images.marapets.com/items/dragonpants.png[/IMG] Be the first person on your block to own a pair of DRAGON PANTS made from the skin and scales of an actual dragon. Industructible!
Fireproof!
Guaranteed to attract any female dragons in your neighborhood (and maybe that girl or guy you've been wanting to meet)!
Available online only at https://www.dragonwear.com for the amazing price of not $129.95, not $95.00, but only $29.95 plus shipping and handling.
But Wait.... If you order within the next half hour, we'll send you another pair of DRAGON PANTS absolutely free. That's right, absolutely free...just pay the shipping and handling fee of $29.95.
Why are you draggin'? Don't miss this amazing offer. Go online right now!