Q: Are you single? A: No, go away, leave me alone. Q: Can I be your BFF? A: I have 3 if I really wanted some. I love them to pieces, no matter how many stupid and pointless fights we ever may have. Q: Is this blog directed at me? A: It depends. Do you ask these moronic questions? Q: Can I maramail you about trading...? A: I prefer you didn't unless it's really a good offer.