i like this poem about RC.

Dearest RC, you all suck
The trolls will get you, with any luck
You'll be too embarrassed to show your face
But that's okay because you're such a disgrace
You'll slink away to Restricted Chat
Eat cookies and milk, and get really fat
You'll bash the newbs and whine about their mail
You'll overuse the phrase "epic fail"
You'll suck up to their members to fit in with the rest
But that's okay, because that's what you do best.

*********by: funnyyulgang*********