Stuff people say
10 years, 9 months & 14 days ago
29th Jul 2013 13:33 Rissa"ugh i need to make my voicemail that lady gaga song but with rhianna's part because that would be really funny and i'd love myself for doing it."
"i'm a slaaaaave(bot) 4 u "
"no he doesn't. he looks like he's pondering deep and meaningful things. like when the right time to lick his butt will be. "
"omg i had a dream i was a poor 4 y/o boy and my twin and i were buying english lessons from these people and my twin went first and then they just gave me a banana and i got really upset because i was getting banana everywhere so i couldn't eat it because people beside me were dressed up so nicely. "
"omg my mom is putting together the new desk and one of the sides is labeled "d" and she was like "where is the d i need the d"'
Danny"Im considering an online relationship with Miranda"
"Can someone please tell the Mexican in our yard to be quiet"
"I'll bring my stroking comb"
Rye"I just ate a tomato that tasted like a plum. Am I going to die"
Miranda"Hey guys here's a magic trick
Take your age
Add two
Subtract two
That is your age"
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[remove alert]Brb marital counseling"
Rich"I'm pretty too guys"
Emma"I'd rather go to McDonald's than Hawaii "
"I just like killing sims "
"omg I killed a chicken once "
Manda"honestly mcdonalds or hawaii is a pretty tough decision"
"i should take my razor and rip apart my arms and go downstairs with blood dripping off my body and stand in my dads bedroom doorway and cry
'i just wanted dinner'maybe that ass will make me food then"
"daft punk needs to get his vocal chords removed"
Mary"I love ordering diet water at McDonald's in broken english and then asking for chopsticks while wearing traditional Asian wear "
Adam"im not in matts blog
brb kms"
"i dont want to look suicidal ;-;
brb kms"
"I was going to watch survivor because I finishe my english but my headphones broke
what is the point in living"
"matt stop making me look like I want to kill myself every second"
Mitchell"I would sleep with manda if she payed me"