Swag and the gang

This is a story of true swaggy love.

Swagalier was the leader of his super radical gang. All his homie underlings loved him, and he loved them too. They were all really swagtastic, but Swagalier thought one was far more swag than all the rest. It was Tineato, the most swag in the entire gang, besides himself of course. Swagalier couldn't help but notice Tineato's swagginess, he just radiated it. Swagalier knew he was getting in too deep with his bro, though. Swagalier tried to distance himself from Tineato by paying more attention to his less swaggy homies, but to no avail. Tineato's swag just out shined all others and he couldn't stay distanced from him. Swagalier gave this matter some serious thought. He thought maybe he should tell Tineato how much he admired his swag and just hug it out, like true bros. But, Swagalier knew there was more meaning to his feelings than just admiration of Tineato's swag, he loved Tineato. He didn't want to ruin the brolationship they had going though and kept it a secret. But, Tineato knew better, he could tell when Swagalier was hiding things. So, Tineato decided to ask Swagalier 'what the shizzle was up?'. Swagalier was far to flustered to answer and began acting sheepishly. Tineato wasn't having any of it, he knew this wasn't how Swagalier acted, he was usually more blunt than this. Tineato questioned Swagalier's actions but waited for the reply anyways. Swagalier knew Tineato would wait as long as it took for the answer. He finally decided to blurted out the feelings he had been holding in. Tineato looked shocked, Swagalier feared he didn't feel the same way. But, to his surprise Tineato felt exactly the same. Having declared their swagmiration and love to each other they lived swaggily ever after from there on out.

You know, what did I even just write? I was really bored. What have I created?!