Favorite quotes

Top method if you want to kick yourself: "Cut off your leg, attach it to a broom, and have someone golf swing kick you."
-Toaster
If you want to freak people out: "Give them a creepy stare and say nothing just stare and slowly start to grin see how much you can freak them out"
-Benjamin
Drool: "You have a weird obsession with drools."
-Keero Kun
Farts: "don't trust your previous farts because farts are undeniable."
-Charm
Meat: "Weirdo in the flesh."
-mav8
Do not disturb: "DO NOT irritate OLD Dragons...you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!"
-DragonLady1
Eggs: "Eggs are like half butts searching for their other half butts to make a full butt"
-marapony14
Naps: "Naps are very good I think everyone should have one.. Makes people happy even if they only lay down for a hour"
-Libby2526
Mistakes: "Just accept mistakes and move on. Mistakes teach us more than success"
-George