Me: Hello Eddie: Hello there. Me: Who is this? Eddie: I am glitzy Edward Cullen. Me: (silence) Eddie: Hello? Me: Um... Eddie: Say it! Say it out loud. SAY IT! Me:.... Eddie: *cough* Me: *Starts cracking up* Eddie: I AM NOT A MONSTER. Me: Hello Edward Cullen, can I talk to Rosie? Eddie: She's hunting. Me:Crap. How's Bella? Eddie: Beautiful as always. Me: Right... Eddie: Can you leave your window open tonoght? Me: Oh Gawd.. Eddie: Ok, I like to watch you sleep. Me: .... Eddie: You smell like goat cheese, my favorite. Me: You eat? Eddie: No. Me: Why the hell are you calling me, Edward? Eddie: What Bella doesn't know won't hurt her. Me: Uh.. Eddie: I can read MINDS Me: I know Eddie: So, when I come over tonight...wanna..
me:looks out window to see edward edward:can you open the window? mepens window little fraction. ed:can you let me in? mepens window pulls him in, and bashes him over the head with another baseball bat. actually the same one i used to attack jacob black with. never to be seen again. make more of these, this is fun!!
115 years, 11 months & 16 days ago 18th Jul 2010 23:06
lil mess up
116 years, 10 months & 5 days ago 29th Aug 2009 08:14
..thats a lil messed up lol
116 years, 10 months & 29 days ago 5th Aug 2009 14:08
lol u really dont kno
116 years, 11 months & 6 days ago 28th Jul 2009 17:15
Hey is it true??? Lucky chap R u tellin the truth or jokin???
116 years, 11 months & 28 days ago 7th Jul 2009 04:00