Me: Hello Eddie: Hello there. Me: Who is this? Eddie: I am glitzy Edward Cullen. Me: (silence) Eddie: Hello? Me: Um... Eddie: Say it! Say it out loud. SAY IT! Me:.... Eddie: *cough* Me: *Starts cracking up* Eddie: I AM NOT A MONSTER. Me: Hello Edward Cullen, can I talk to Rosie? Eddie: She's hunting. Me:Crap. How's Bella? Eddie: Beautiful as always. Me: Right... Eddie: Can you leave your window open tonoght? Me: Oh Gawd.. Eddie: Ok, I like to watch you sleep. Me: .... Eddie: You smell like goat cheese, my favorite. Me: You eat? Eddie: No. Me: Why the hell are you calling me, Edward? Eddie: What Bella doesn't know won't hurt her. Me: Uh.. Eddie: I can read MINDS Me: I know Eddie: So, when I come over tonight...wanna..
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