Columbia (A groupie) Columbia is the bright red haired groupie that is the human exception to Frank's entourage. She has a high-pitched, squeaky voice. She loves to dance and sing. Columbia has been torn between her two loves. Eddie, whom she ALMOST loved, and Frank, whom she adores. Columbia fell madly in love with Frank, only to later find that it had achieved nothing, and Frank would never return her love for him.